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Dot wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 6:13 pm Loved his daddy's response of "if :lol: :lol: my son is not released within half an hr we will hit the streets" :lol: What a willy wanker or is it Willy wonker?
And they hit them real hard .... that'll show those streets they mean business :lol: I'm all for allowing him to play .... in full bio hazard environmental protection gear that protects everyone from him and the crap that might escape from his mouth and other parts ...... ;) 8-)

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His father must be related to Jelena Dokic's father.

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Newcastle George wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:57 pm His father must be related to Jelena Dokic's father.

George
Both Slav Related
So There's not much difference between the attitudes>
I was married to a Slav once and recognise the acting and grandiose staging.


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Noggins wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:50 pm
Newcastle George wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:57 pm His father must be related to Jelena Dokic's father.

George
Both Slav Related
So There's not much difference between the attitudes>
I was married to a Slav once and recognise the acting and grandiose staging.


Ron
Well, until you attempt to put all the Yugoslavians under the one banner of Slav .... then all hell breaks loose, call a Serbian a Slav and they immediately get upset because you ares saying they are just like Croatians, Bosnians, Macedonians and .... bugged if I can remember the other 2 ..... Herzegovina and Montenegro .... had to Google it :lol:
When you look at the size of these countries or Republics or what ever you want to call them, and compare them to the land area of Australia, you realise just how much hot air any threat means
Europe area compared to Australia.jpg
The whole of Yugoslavia takes up about the same area as the City of Broken Hill :roll:

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The broken door

A woman is having a problem with her bedroom closet door . It would fall off the hinges whenever the bus went by .

She tried several times to fix it herself , but the door would still fall off when a bus went by .

She finally called a repair man . He showed up , looked over the door and found no problem.

Then the bus came , and sure enough, the door fell off .

He said that he was going to step inside and for her to close the door behind him.

As soon as the door was closed her husband came home and heard her talking to someone in their bedroom.

He burst in demanding to know who was in there .

Before she could answer he looked in the closet and found the repairman and asked 'what' s he doing in there ?'

The repairman said : 'you're not going to believe this but, I'm waiting for the bus....'

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The broken door

A woman is having a problem with her bedroom closet door . It would fall off the hinges whenever the bus went by .

She tried several times to fix it herself , but the door would still fall off when a bus went by .

She finally called a repair man . He showed up , looked over the door and found no problem.

Then the bus came , and sure enough, the door fell off .

He said that he was going to step inside and for her to close the door behind him.

As soon as the door was closed her husband came home and heard her talking to someone in their bedroom.

He burst in demanding to know who was in there .

Before she could answer he looked in the closet and found the repairman and asked 'what' s he doing in there ?'

The repairman said : 'you're not going to believe this but, I'm waiting for the bus....'

Peterh

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HAD TO HAPPEN!!!

Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A. A laughing stock.

Q What is the height of optimism?

A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?

A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?

A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

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Good one 😁😁🤔
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