They're already blown up with their own self importance and any leaks sealed with their own ignorance .... wow ... not bad fuelled with only one coffee eh
Thought for Today
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T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Re: Thought for Today
Something a bit different
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more like a hole in the floor Wayne
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Golf Membership application
An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club.
About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to inquire as to why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish. Secretary: Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt? Scot: Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too. Secretary: You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, and neither do I. Secretary: Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam room?
Scot: Aye, I also do the same.
Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that. Secretary: So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct? Scot: Aye, I be that, too. Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are different from theirs.
Scot: Ach, away with you, ma'am. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.
PeterH
An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club.
About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to inquire as to why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish. Secretary: Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt? Scot: Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too. Secretary: You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, and neither do I. Secretary: Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam room?
Scot: Aye, I also do the same.
Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that. Secretary: So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct? Scot: Aye, I be that, too. Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are different from theirs.
Scot: Ach, away with you, ma'am. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.
PeterH
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
Check out the width of the wheels on the back, no doubt to fill in the guards so the over width didn't look so bad .... make an excellent electric conversion single person motorhome, stretch the body and add more overhang because accessing the motor is no longer a serious priority because an AC three phase motor has no brushed so would virtually never need servicing, the battery pack under floor in the motorhome part so the weight stayed low and with those monster tyres, it would go anywhere .... sealed up well enough, it would even travel on water .....
Any idea where it was built?
T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
I think it is from Super Bugger Campers in California.
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Re: Thought for Today
Beat me to it.
I was going to post that the caravan looks buggered.
I was going to post that the caravan looks buggered.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields