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Thought for Today
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this ......
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
Thank you God. My prayers are being answered. The gags are finally getting better.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
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Re: Thought for Today
You knew Putin would come to the party David!!!
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
“Cleaning up” is just another name for putting things in less obvious places.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
I was corrected over the week end about the origin of computers and what brand had been around the longest ..... Turns out it is the Apple.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise! Surprise!
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise! Surprise!
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
You’ll keep, T1… you’ll keep!
Good one, though. Raised a laugh from both of us.
Good one, though. Raised a laugh from both of us.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
For those into Tolkien mythology .....
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Busman
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Re: Thought for Today
Pretty much how I imagined a young Ent !
Vanishing Point, almost ready to vanish
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
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Re: Thought for Today
Anthony Albanese was visiting a Sydney primary school, and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Albo if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the Opposition Leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'…..
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Albo. 'That would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not',explained Albo, 'that's what we would refer to as a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Albo eyes searched the room saying
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny, raised his hand and said: 'If a plane carrying you, and Annastacia Palaszczuk, Daniel Andrews was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic' exclaimed Albo, 'and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well', said little Johnny, 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a accident either!'
The teacher asked Albo if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the Opposition Leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'…..
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Albo. 'That would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not',explained Albo, 'that's what we would refer to as a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Albo eyes searched the room saying
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny, raised his hand and said: 'If a plane carrying you, and Annastacia Palaszczuk, Daniel Andrews was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic' exclaimed Albo, 'and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well', said little Johnny, 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a accident either!'
I'm now 87 years old, having experienced another birthday, and I'm still living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no money, no worries.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
I plan to have another birthday next year.