Thought for Today

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Why was Herbert born 31st March the easiest to fool on April 1st ?

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because he was born yesterday.

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How do you tell the sex of an ant?


Throw it in water:

If it sinks, girl ant

If it floats, ........ :D
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T1,
I was wondering who stole my joke book…
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Have you been playing Queen songs in the new M/home John??? :roll:
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If you held a moth ball in your left hand and you held another moth ball in your right hand, what would you be holding :?:









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A Bloody big moth :lol: :lol:
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It was only funny the first time Dot. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Riverlander wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:58 pm 276156006_946670059381211_8994206671198688325_n.jpg
I watched some of the Womens Rugby League finals yesterday, no idea what the score was, but the viewing was top rate 8-) Certainly looked better than than Warrick Capper in tight white shorts :D

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When a tele-marketer rang and ask to speak to who-ever ran the household, I said "you'll need to be more specific, do you want to talk to the dog or the cat?"

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