I planted some plants which are supposed to attract Monarchs.
I’m still waiting for Charles III to appear.
Thought for Today
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Have you noticed that as you grow older your legs grow longer? 
That’s why, when you bend over to pick up something you dropped, the floor seems to be further away.
That’s why, when you bend over to pick up something you dropped, the floor seems to be further away.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Not for me Ray, when I bend over all I can do is a fart.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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It's not just the bending over it is the straighting up again that causes the problem. Need to have something to help as the guiro in the head no longer wants to work. If it falls on the floor I kick it to something to hang on to.
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Converting to LiFePo4 for float alone status
Converting to LiFePo4 for float alone status
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Re: Thought for Today
Ever wondered where bad rainbows go?
They go to prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect ......
They go to prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect ......
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Re: Thought for Today
T1, I thought Ray had the monopoly on the bad gags. Obviously not. 
Cheers
David
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Re: Thought for Today
Dave,
There are many joke books published.
Take your pick.
There are many joke books published.
Take your pick.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
I read somewhere that it takes three sheep to make a jumper.
I didn’t even know they could knit!
I didn’t even know they could knit!
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
If you tell a supermarket cashier a joke, and they give you a blank stare, you know it didn’t register.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Thought for Today
I'll just keep reading this thread.
Sometimes it gives me the chuckle I need, when things aren't going as well as they could be. Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.