Ha hah ha, that's the funniest thing I've seen for ages. ROFLMFAO.
Thanks for the giggle, I need that.
Thought for Today
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Re: Thought for Today
Cheers
David
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Re: Thought for Today
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood, the nurse asks the rabbit his blood type "probably a type O" he replied
T1 Terry
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Re: Thought for Today
Oldie but a goodie!
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Dropped into a bookstore t’other day.
There was a book on display titled, “How to Solve Half Your Problems”…
So I bought two.
There was a book on display titled, “How to Solve Half Your Problems”…
So I bought two.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
So T1, are you sayin' that f..k, f..k, and fu..ity f...k aren't enough vocabulary.. Ha, they've all worked for me for years. 
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David
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Re: Thought for Today
A bit repetitive though…
Creativity should be encouraged!
Creativity should be encouraged!
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Creative is using the same swear word as an adjective, noun, pronoun, verb and I know there were others .... high school english classes were not my favourite subject and a very long time ago 
But I do remember getting 6 of the best for using the F word in each of the above categories
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But I do remember getting 6 of the best for using the F word in each of the above categories T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
DO YOU KNOW:
On the Canary Islands there are no canaries.
Same thing on the Virgin Islands.
No canaries there either.
On the Canary Islands there are no canaries.
Same thing on the Virgin Islands.
No canaries there either.
Regards & God bless,
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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This morning I found an envelope on my doorstep.
It was prominently labelled, “Do Not Bend”.
I spent ages thinking about how I could pick it up…
Then I remembered the grabber stick I was given when I had to use a walking frame.
It was prominently labelled, “Do Not Bend”.
I spent ages thinking about how I could pick it up…
Then I remembered the grabber stick I was given when I had to use a walking frame.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields