Computers through history

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WE “FRUIT” PEOPLE ARE TOPS!
The original personal computer dates back to Adam & Eve.
It was an Apple!
But it had limited memory: only one byte...
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Greynomad wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:32 pm WE “FRUIT” PEOPLE ARE TOPS!
The original personal computer dates back to Adam & Eve.
It was an Apple!
But it had limited memory: only one byte...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
.... and then all hell broke loose and everything went seriously down hill from there? ;) :lol: Does that mean if there hadn't ever been an Apple user we would still be living it up in the garden of Eden?
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No, T1,
It means that if that rotten scratch-an-itch hadn’t wrecked the first Apple we wouldn’t now have people arguing that Windoze is a sensible, intuitive OS!
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Greynomad wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:28 pm No, T1,
It means that if that rotten scratch-an-itch hadn’t wrecked the first Apple we wouldn’t now have people arguing that Windoze is a sensible, intuitive OS!
:lol: :lol: and others trying to convince real computer users that an Apple OS isn't just a shiny covering around a flowery content with worms in the core :lol:
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WORMS?? In an APPLE?
Must’a been the work of that bloque “the number of whose name is 666!” 😳

Besides, ya get more 🐛s & viruses in t’other OS...
Still no proper OS viruses on ‘our’ side, only malware hidden in MS Office docs etc, which makes them not Apple-specific. 8-)
So there, nernies...
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Greynomad wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:45 pm WORMS?? In an APPLE?
Must’a been the work of that bloque whose name is 666!😳
Or those blokes who are now attacking Linux and Unix based operating systems, a core problem?
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Hey ,i've got an apple ,best thing since sliced bread .........when you know how to use them. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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I've got a pair! does that count? :twisted:
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Dot wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:53 pm I've got a pair! does that count? :twisted:

They don't count Dot, "cos i've got a pair as well and they don't compute that well. :( :( :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
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