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Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:32 pm
WE “FRUIT” PEOPLE ARE TOPS!
The original personal computer dates back to Adam & Eve.
It was an Apple!
But it had limited memory: only one byte...
.... and then all hell broke loose and everything went seriously down hill from there? Does that mean if there hadn't ever been an Apple user we would still be living it up in the garden of Eden?
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
No, T1,
It means that if that rotten scratch-an-itch hadn’t wrecked the first Apple we wouldn’t now have people arguing that Windoze is a sensible, intuitive OS!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields
Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:28 pm
No, T1,
It means that if that rotten scratch-an-itch hadn’t wrecked the first Apple we wouldn’t now have people arguing that Windoze is a sensible, intuitive OS!
and others trying to convince real computer users that an Apple OS isn't just a shiny covering around a flowery content with worms in the core
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
WORMS?? In an APPLE?
Must’a been the work of that bloque “the number of whose name is 666!”
Besides, ya get more s & viruses in t’other OS...
Still no proper OS viruses on ‘our’ side, only malware hidden in MS Office docs etc, which makes them not Apple-specific.
So there, nernies...
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields
Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:45 pm
WORMS?? In an APPLE?
Must’a been the work of that bloque whose name is 666!
Or those blokes who are now attacking Linux and Unix based operating systems, a core problem?
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
And God said to Adam, " I've come up with this alternative being that will cook and clean for you, keep you company and ....... etc. You can have it but it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said, "What would I get for a rib?"