Thought for Today

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:36 pm

“Life is too serious to be taken seriously.”
- Oscar Wilde

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:06 pm

There are two tactics when arguing with a woman:
Neither works.

Dot · Post by **Dot** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:00 am

Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:06 pm There are two tactics when arguing with a woman:
Neither works.

I disagree Ray

Post by **T1 Terry** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:02 am

Have you ever noticed the satellite dishes searching for intelligent life are facing away from earth?

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:01 pm

I’m told that the proof that there IS intelligent life out there is that they have avoided contacting us.

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:13 pm

Why are some streets signed “One Way”?
I’m only going one way...

Post by **T1 Terry** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:28 pm

If the sign said "Dry Paint" would people touch it to see if was dry?

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:09 am

If you pulled the wings off a fly,
Would you call it a “walk”?

Post by **T1 Terry** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:04 am

Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:09 am If you pulled the wings off a fly,
Would you call it a “walk”?

No, but it wouldn't be called all those other names and told to F off and annoy someone else

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:38 pm

I have discovered the secret to a long and happy life:
Stay away from idiots.

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