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LADIES:
The easiest way to get a man to do something is to tell him he's too old to do it. :P

GENTLEMEN:
You'll garner more success with a lady if you tell her, "Time stands still when I gaze into your eyes" than if you tell her "You have a face that would stop a clock"... :lol:
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Infertility is hereditary.
If your parents couldn’t have children, you probably won’t be able to have children either.
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The fact that there is a
“Highway to Hell”
but only a
“Stairway to Heaven”
says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.
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I’m just one small step away from being fabulously wealthy...
All I need now is the money.
8-) :D
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Greynomad wrote: Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:16 pm I’m just one small step away from being fabulously wealthy...
All I need now is the money.
8-) :D
Does that mean you have figured out how to live the high life without spending much of your own money? That appear to be the secret of the fabulously wealthy, don't spend near as much as is coming in, the rest looks after itself :lol:
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Got the good oil from reading a biography of Christopher Skase.
Borrow to the hilt from other people, stash half in a Swiss bank, spend the rest on the high life, then declare bankruptcy and scarper to somewhere without an extradition agreement with Oz! :twisted:
And if you’re caught before you can flee, pretend you have the last stages of a terminal illness.
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Greynomad wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:48 am Got the good oil from reading a biography of Christopher Skase.
Borrow to the hilt from other people, stash half in a Swiss bank, spend the rest on the high life, then declare bankruptcy and scarper to somewhere without an extradition agreement with Oz! :twisted:
And if you’re caught before you can flee, pretend you have the last stages of a terminal illness.
Well, at least it wasn't Bondies' recipe for making it big :lol:
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Bond did a lot more for the community than Skase I reckon.
He donated a huge amount of money to help setup the Bond University for starters.
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BruceS wrote: Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:50 am Bond did a lot more for the community than Skase I reckon.
He donated a huge amount of money to help setup the Bond University for starters.
and did wonders for the sailing community and putting a previous prime minister into legendary statues with his statement while holding a schooner (real schooner not the SA schooner that would be lucky to scrape by as a midi) at the race win celebrations :lol:
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Try asking a SA bartender for ‘a pot’....

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