Thought for Today

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:37 am

Whatever happened to the first 6-Ups?

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:31 pm

Growing OLD is compulsory.

Growing UP is optional.

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:22 pm

You know you’re getting old when you bend over to tie you shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

Post by **T1 Terry** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:58 am

Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter, gambling machine or train station vending machine .......

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:14 pm

A good police force is one which catches more criminals than it employs.

jon_d · Post by **jon_d** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:54 am

The last two were very good.

Thank-you.

Maybe one about bankers and trust?

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:46 pm

“If your dog doesn’t like someone,
You shouldn’t either.”
— John Wayne

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:48 pm

jon_d wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:54 am The last two were very good.
Thank-you.

Maybe one about bankers and trust?

“Banker’s Trust”
Isn’t that an oxymoron??

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:56 pm

I know my secrets are safe with my friends.
Five minutes after I tell them,
They can’t remember them either.

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:09 pm

If you eat pasta, and follow it with antipasto, does it cancel out the calories?

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