Thought for Today

[T1 Terry]

One from Tim Minchin on the TV last night. Not exactly sure of the wording but it went something like this "Think of all the good things you did last yr and aim to do them even better in the New Yr."

How does one improve on perfect?

Well, you could try spinning B/S that was nearly believable

[Greynomad]

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
— Groucho Marx

[Greynomad]

Ladies,
You know you’re getting on when the only whistles you get come from the kettle.

[Shirley]

No Ray, it's when you get the whistle & turn around only for them to shudder

[Dot]

I do the whistling these days.

[T1 Terry]

No Ray, it's when you get the whistle & turn around only for them to shudder

If you can still get a whistle when viewed from behind you are definitely a winner. If they didn't appreciate the view from the front then they were either too young to train or had no appreciation of the beauty of an older model that is still attractive to the eye. Remember the old saying, If you want to know what your girlfriend will look like in later yrs you need to meet her mother

[Greynomad]

Remember the old saying, If you want to know what your girlfriend will look like in later yrs you need to meet her mother

Did that... married her anyway. 42 years and still looking forward to more.

[Greynomad]

Pertinent to the above:
If love is blind, why is make-up so popular?

[jon_d]

Is it because you dont fall in love twice?

[Greynomad]

Income: (n) Something you can't live without, or within.