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Why do we never see a newspaper headline, "Psychic Wins Tattslotto"??????
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Ha Ha Ha, :lol: :lol: probably because they would know that all their long lost rellos would turn up and help them spend the winnings.
Or maybe they ticked the anonymous box :roll: You do have to wonder don't you!
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Why are lemon cordials and soft drinks made with artificial flavouring, while detergents advertise that they are ‘made with real lemons’?
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because all the lemons are in the detergents.
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jon_d wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:54 pm because all the lemons are in the detergents.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :D I see that your sense of humour is as strong as ever Jon.
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? :D
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom"
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My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting! :( :roll: :lol:
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Chuck wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:19 pm My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting! :( :roll: :lol:
Mine is that more often than not I was able to sit down! 😜
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I only drink wine on days ending in ‘y’... 😁
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