Actually, the Aussie one is the strangest, Gas is just a shortened form of gasoline, but petrol could be considered a shorted form of petroleum, but petroleum covers the whole spectrum of products derived from crude oil .....
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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A bloke walks into a confessional.
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Thats probably all I should say.
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Thats probably all I should say.
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There ya go.



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supersparky wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 4:55 pm A bloke walks into a confessional.
Wow, they certainly have improved the conditions in here since last time I visited. Fine Scotch, nudie magazines, though they all look to be blokes, and fine cigars.
Priest comes in and say
Get out you bloody fool, you're in myside.
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Thats probably all I should say.
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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SWMBO had an interesting internet experience yesterday.
Op Shop had an electric-powered breast pump donated. (Retail price: $280!)
As it was such an unusual thing to sell s/hand, she decided to advertise it on a ‘buy, swap, sell’ web page (with several local editions) on Farcebook.
The ‘b’ word was not accepted on a few of the locations but OK on others. To have the item accepted, she had to amend the wording to ‘nursing mother’s feeding aid’.
Prudery unlimited is so frustrating.
Op Shop had an electric-powered breast pump donated. (Retail price: $280!)
As it was such an unusual thing to sell s/hand, she decided to advertise it on a ‘buy, swap, sell’ web page (with several local editions) on Farcebook.
The ‘b’ word was not accepted on a few of the locations but OK on others. To have the item accepted, she had to amend the wording to ‘nursing mother’s feeding aid’.

Prudery unlimited is so frustrating.
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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The three unwritten rules of life:
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Yesterday a woman approached me and said she recognised me from the Vegetarian Club.
I swear I've never met herbivore.
I swear I've never met herbivore.
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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A properly trained man can be a dog’s best friend.
—(Corey Ford)
—(Corey Ford)
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Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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