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Why do we never see a newspaper headline, "Psychic Wins Tattslotto"??????

Ha Ha Ha, probably because they would know that all their long lost rellos would turn up and help them spend the winnings.
Or maybe they ticked the anonymous box You do have to wonder don't you!

Why are lemon cordials and soft drinks made with artificial flavouring, while detergents advertise that they are ‘made with real lemons’?

because all the lemons are in the detergents.

jon_d wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:54 pm because all the lemons are in the detergents.

I see that your sense of humour is as strong as ever Jon.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom"
- Isaac Asimov

My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting!

Chuck wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:19 pm My favourite childhood memory is my back not hurting!

Mine is that more often than not I was able to sit down!

I only drink wine on days ending in ‘y’...