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Da pope & Bill Shorten
by Dot » Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:10 pm
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The Pope and Bill Shorten are on the same stage in Sydney in front of a huge crowd.
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Here! But I like Bill!
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Last post by dapope Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:12 am
The ventriloquist apologizes
by Dot » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:11 pm
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual...
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:11 pm
Church Ladies with typewriters
by Dot » Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:05 pm
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They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church...
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We are still traumatised from our peak hr & lollipop people
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:04 pm
Job Interview
by Dot » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Jennifer, a manager at a local Bunnings store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Priest Retirement Dinner...
by norman » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:06 pm
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
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Last post by norman Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:06 pm
Ehh!
by bobk » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:26 am
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The Agony of Aging
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:08 pm
Ancestry Vincent Van Gogh
by pet-els » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:51 pm
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (pronounced as Van GO)
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Winnie Bay Gogh...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:50 am
Mercedes
by Dot » Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:55 pm
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A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy,...
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I've dealt with that salesman.....
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:24 am
The "happy " cowboy
by Dot » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:58 am
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Last post by Dot Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:58 am
Actual translation Chinese to English
by Dot » Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:27 pm
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Hurrow wat yu wunt !!!!!
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Does sound good, which hotel and did they live up to the sell? Or was it like the menu, ordinary and unexciting? The chamber maid squeezing my...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:55 pm
Why don't pharmacist's trust senior citizens...?
by Chuck » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:59 am
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The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.
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Thanks Chuck. Another good one for the vault. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:43 pm
Hindsight
by Dot » Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:05 pm
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo.
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Last post by Dot Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:05 pm
brain????
by norman » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:27 am
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Image6.jpg
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And certainly cleaner :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:40 pm
16 yrs of free meat
by Dot » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:55 am
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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the...
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Good one, Dottie!!
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:07 pm
Who needs a dictionary when you have a Dad..
by norman » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:59 pm
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A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so
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Son and Heir has a sign in the kitchen which says,
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:52 pm
First day
by Dot » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:37 pm
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
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We have a relation used used to manage a pub. His quote to all the newbies was always along the lines of 'No-one is that important that they can't...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:25 am
Breaking News
by jamglor » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:44 pm
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Terrible news a twin seater light aircraft has crashed in Londonderry cemetery in Ireland.
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Continue to dream on then, they are free. Steve and I are sitting here watching the bike race, he said hi.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:59 pm
Info for you older men.
by Dot » Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:33 pm
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I wanted to share G's successful technique with you on how you older guys can pick up women...........hope it works for you too!
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Wow! I knew I should have looked in here earlier!
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Last post by BruceS Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:34 am
Rubber gloves
by Dot » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:36 pm
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves....
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:36 pm
2 catholic parrots
by Dot » Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:46 pm
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
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Last post by Dot Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:46 pm
Haircut...
by Chuck » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:07 am
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:07 am
Brisbane job interview...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:38 pm
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A man went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
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Much tooooo far Shonky
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:58 pm
Man in urinal (opposite to Chucks joke)
by Dot » Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:22 pm
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:22 pm
Church Service 2020
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:29 pm
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PASTOR: The Lord be with you!
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PASTOR: The Lord be with you!
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Last post by Jim Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:20 am
Convention
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized...
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Last post by Dot Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm
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