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The wonders of porridge
by norman » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:04 pm
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave
some good advice to his granddaughter.
He told her that the secret to a long life
was to sprinkle a...
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Last post by norman Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:04 pm
Reindeers
by Dot » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:02 pm
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man in red suit.jpg
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But who said they were Alaskan reindeer? The Aust version would be 1mth into summer so they would have their antlers, though only the males in Aust...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:12 am
Both of them ?
by pet-els » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:47 am
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Paddy has a broken leg and his mate Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, How're ya doin?
Paddy says, Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs...
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Mick boasting again :)
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Last post by Dot Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:42 pm
Dating Etiquette
by Dot » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:00 pm
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a...
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Last post by Dot Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:00 pm
Ask a silly question....
by norman » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:51 pm
A passenger in First Class says to a sexy, gorgeous air hostess : “What is your name?”
She replies, “Angela Benz, sir.”
Says the passenger :...
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Last post by norman Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:51 pm
Aussie Love Poem....
by norman » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:49 pm
No doubt youse all heard it before, But worth another telling....
aussie flag.gif
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And...
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Last post by norman Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:49 pm
Punography
by norman » Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:56 pm
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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• A soldier who survived mustard...
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Be my guest,send em on to Fran... 8-) 8-)
No you send em off to Fran :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:08 pm
How to sex a fly...
by norman » Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:59 pm
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
What are you doing?
She asked.
Hunting Flies
He...
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Good one Norman. I'm pinching that one. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:07 pm
Scotsmans Chilli...
by norman » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:36 pm
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits in the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of...
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Love it :)
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Last post by Dot Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:00 pm
Clive Palmer?
by BruceS » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:50 am
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A mate reckons he just saw Clive going past with his driver..........
I see Pauline is back ......... again.... again ....
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This must be a recent photo because the pigs missing Jackie - you know, the curley bit at the back. :lol:
I think the amputation may have spawned a...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:47 am
Norwegian virgin wedding
by Dot » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:54 pm
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch Writhing in agony, he fell to...
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:54 pm
The Magician
by Boblebago » Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:48 pm
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only...
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good one Geoff :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:14 pm
One For The Males
by Dot » Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:15 am
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems...
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Last post by Dot Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:15 am
Directions to Heaven...
by Chuck » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:13 am
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who said...
Good morning young...
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Last post by Chuck Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:13 am
Arriving at the Pearly Gates...
by Chuck » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:25 am
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I've seen this a cupla times - others may not have...
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether...
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Well... :oops: I've been known to brag before - but 100ft...
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:55 am
Blonde cowboy
by Dot » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:29 pm
The Roving Wino
Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with...
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Last post by Dot Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:29 pm
The back Pew
by Dot » Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:10 pm
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:10 pm
Lunch...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:16 am
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I decided to have takeaway for lunch yesterday, so I pulled into McDonald's and was greeted by a young girl wearing a burqua.
It was dirty, tattered...
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You will go straight to where ever infidels go for that one Chuckie :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:06 pm
Jokes as a topic
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:53 pm
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The other forum had a animated discussion about having a jokes topic.
That was funny, a REAL JOKE!!!!
:-)
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Do you want a joke about cones to post over there :lol: How do you have a joke thread administered by people with no sense of humour and an over...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:11 am
Not what you think
by Dot » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:25 am
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A true saying.jpg
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Luv it !!
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Last post by Busman Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:20 am
Medical Alert JOKE
by Dot » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:50 am
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Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need
A blood transfusion! This is good to know.
Australian Medical Association...
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So that's why you sleep in the raw! :shock: :D :D :D
Do you have to tell everyone my secrets and BTW were you peeping whilst we were away together...
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:54 pm
Pronounciation problems...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:26 am
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My sexy Chinese neighbor told me she was desperate for a roger. :shock:
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she...
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Especially if your ears are blocked with thighs! (And that's not with a speech impediment!)
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Regards & God bless,
Ray Nolan
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Insufficient...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:06 pm
A chasers view
by Dot » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:17 pm
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ONLY Watch if you have a sic mind but it is funny. :lol:
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Trust me, I'm not fiddling with it! So who is then :?: :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:26 pm
Not good on history
by T1 Terry » Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:25 am
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a notable politician happened to appear. The poli took the opportunity to...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:25 am
Shamus & Murphy
by Dot » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:25 pm
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy...
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:25 pm
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