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30 yrs married and
by Dot » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:20 pm
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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Fifty Sheds Of Grey
by aussiegirl » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:34 pm
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The novel Fifty Shades Of Grey has seduced women - and baffled blokes.
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Very Bad, chuckling in my shed, listening to deep purple. The lady has bee :twisted: n booking cruises again. More deep purple needed. :twisted:
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Last post by TigerMK1 Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:02 pm
Crayfish hey!!!
by norman » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:55 pm
A Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live
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Gifts for the teacher
by aussiegirl » Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:07 pm
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> On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:14 pm
Texting
by aussiegirl » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:55 pm
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
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Last post by aussiegirl Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:55 pm
Old Butch
by Dot » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:18 pm
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
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Yeah I think he should get a letter ;)
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Wishful thinking
by Dot » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:17 pm
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If you come across a hot man who is mature, smart, humble, educated, financially loaded, passionate and patient and who is great at fixing things...
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:50 pm
Deaf Parents
by Dot » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 pm
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Last post by Dot Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 pm
Small....
by norman » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:26 pm
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
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Here is one on the same theme then.... will I get a letter?
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:56 pm
Quick Laughs.....
by norman » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:51 pm
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
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Last post by norman Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:51 pm
The Pickle factory
by aussiegirl » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:02 pm
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Irish pickle factory
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Hi.
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Store bought v Home grown
by T1 Terry » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:49 am
Another Casino John classic
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:49 am
Simple
by VicA » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:09 pm
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Last post by VicA Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:09 pm
Yellow 24.
by Chuck » Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:21 am
A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill.
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:21 am
Farm Style Birth Control
by aussiegirl » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:10 pm
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not...
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Last post by aussiegirl Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:10 pm
Chuck The Rooster
by aussiegirl » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:53 pm
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
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That bloody Chuck, can't take him anywhere :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:57 pm
Two Aussies In A Boat
by Dot » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 pm
Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 pm
Advice From A Retired Husband
by aussiegirl » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:34 pm
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
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Bet she used a hydraulic pile driver, I would :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:04 pm
100 yr old twins
by Dot » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:35 pm
Twin sisters in a Liverpool Nursing home were turning one hundred years old.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:35 pm
Nymphomaniac Convention
by T1 Terry » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:45 pm
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A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman...
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Pretty smart fella actually,got a bit finally annoyed with the missis turning her back.
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Last post by TigerMK1 Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:34 pm
Holy e mail
by Dot » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:00 pm
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:00 pm
The Coache's pep talk...
by Chuck » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:30 am
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:30 am
A hard act to follow
by T1 Terry » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:50 pm
Old man goes in for a operation to his groin. Voluptuous young blond nurse comes in, strips him down and shaves his nether's in preparation.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:50 pm
Thursday
by Dot » Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:20 pm
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
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My wife ask if I could help out with the house cleaning. I said sure, what do you want me to do? She said, when your done using the toilet, use the...
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