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Last post by Greynomad Thu May 09, 2013 12:04 am
Globalization?
by RussellB[SA] » Wed May 08, 2013 11:35 pm
What Is Globalization?....
Globalization?
This is probably the easiest rational explanation for Globalization:
A definition of globalization that...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed May 08, 2013 11:35 pm
Poker Face
by Dot » Wed May 08, 2013 12:31 pm
The Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table...
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Last post by Dot Wed May 08, 2013 12:31 pm
Scottish joke...
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:21 am
I was standing in a bar in Glasgow yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, Do...
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:21 am
Morning sex....
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 am
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in....
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 am
Cinderella...
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:07 am
Cinderella is now 105 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
watching the world go...
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:07 am
Lonely widows Ad
by Dot » Tue May 07, 2013 8:39 pm
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY...
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You mean the joke hey Helen... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Tue May 07, 2013 9:39 pm
True
by bellett65 » Mon May 06, 2013 3:31 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Mon May 06, 2013 3:31 pm
The Indian With One Testicle
by Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 6:49 pm
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him...
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Last post by Dot Sun May 05, 2013 6:49 pm
Phil's Scrotum
by Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife...........
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Last post by Dot Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
Country boy...
by norman » Sun May 05, 2013 12:39 pm
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When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy,...
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Without saying :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
A Non PC look back at 2012
by T1 Terry » Sun May 05, 2013 10:14 am
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this was stolen from the Sailing Cruisers forum
A Politically Incorrect Look Back At 2012 . . . .
To commemorate the release of the topless photos...
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40 !
Those dang sniffer dogs! :lol:
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Last post by generdawg Sun May 05, 2013 10:19 am
And That's How the Fight Started!!
by aussiegirl » Thu May 02, 2013 9:41 pm
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift..
When she asked me...
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, What's on TV?
I said, Dust.
And then the fight started......
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Last post by aussiegirl Fri May 03, 2013 9:49 pm
Morris....
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:34 pm
There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief...
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:34 pm
Irish again..
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:25 pm
An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return,
her father yelled at her, Where have ye been all this time? ****
Why did...
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:25 pm
Prostate check..
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:18 pm
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist
as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a...
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:18 pm
The Dot.... No not that one...
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (Tikka) on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion,...
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm
Who conned Who?
by Dot » Fri May 03, 2013 7:51 pm
Many years had passed since the day a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered her local butcher shop and confronted the owner with the news...
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Last post by Dot Fri May 03, 2013 7:51 pm
Coles Specials - Beware
by RussellB[SA] » Fri May 03, 2013 3:20 pm
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles.
The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think...
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[quote= RussellB ]...'So does 24 cans of Tooheys, and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
Yeah, should get the 30 can...
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Last post by generdawg Fri May 03, 2013 4:29 pm
Valentines day
by Dot » Fri May 03, 2013 10:53 am
A husband walks into Victoria ’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
Wife for Valentines Day. He is shown several possibilities that range...
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Last post by Dot Fri May 03, 2013 10:53 am
Hatched Chick
by Dot » Thu May 02, 2013 9:36 pm
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chick.jpg
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So many BIG worms, so LITTLE time! :lol:
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Last post by generdawg Fri May 03, 2013 10:47 am
Cletus and Billy Bob
by aussiegirl » Thu May 02, 2013 9:37 pm
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of...
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu May 02, 2013 9:37 pm
The Salary Raise.
by Dot » Thu May 02, 2013 8:56 pm
THE SALARY RAISE
Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss:
Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?
Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I...
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Last post by Dot Thu May 02, 2013 8:56 pm
The Young Student.
by Kit Kat » Thu May 02, 2013 10:33 am
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
I would do anything to...
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Last post by Kit Kat Thu May 02, 2013 10:33 am
Eagle.
by Kit Kat » Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:47 am
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