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Schools back
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
For those with a musical understanding
by T1 Terry » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 pm
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, but we don't serve minors. So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them....
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Perhaps a reprisAL???
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:48 pm
A Romantic Wife
by Dot » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:42 pm
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
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:lol: :lol: :lol: great answer :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Stiff Upper Lip
by Dot » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 pm
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On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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Oldie but still funny
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Last post by TigerMK1 Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:44 pm
Banned....
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:14 pm
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Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me...
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It took me 5 minutes to tell the boss, I couldn't stop laughing
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Last post by dapope Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:22 pm
Marriage.
by ALAN 41 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
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Last post by ALAN 41 Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
Age Is A Wonderful Thing..... ROMANCE
by Dot » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
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Please !!!! Friends, tell me this won't happen to us !!!!
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Last post by ALAN 41 Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:16 pm
Farmer at the movies
by Dot » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
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Amongst other things
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:19 pm
Confessions of a Lady - Beans
by pop's coaster54 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:18 pm
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During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which i know i shoulnd't have).
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:o :o :o :o :o
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Last post by Chuck Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:20 am
Those dam irish again
by TigerMK1 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:50 pm
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, Do you want the winner of the next race?
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I liked the shampoo one the best of that lot :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:30 pm
Statistics...
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:58 pm
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by TigerMK1 Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:16 pm
Baptizing an Irishman...
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:31 pm
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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
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Veeeeeeeeeerrrrrry gooooood :D :D As an old degenerate reformed catholic with an Irish Dad, bless his soul, he would have laughed his head off too :D...
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Last post by TigerMK1 Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:45 pm
Outhouse....
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:33 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
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Another oldie but a goodie
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Last post by Macca Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:04 pm
The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:36 pm
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
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Reckoned you would be back quick smart with a reply :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Macca Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:27 pm
The Wedding Ring.
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:56 am
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A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
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Or... dualsexic piano player... otherwise called ambisexterous... yeah, that'l do. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:22 pm
Collingwood Jokes Or R They??
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:34 pm
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The Team Everyone Loves To Pick On :lol:
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50,000 Collingwood Fans meet at the MCG for a Collingwood Fans Are Not Stupid Convention. Presiding is Club President Eddie Maguire.
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:06 pm
The Genie...
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Joe and Dean were fishing when Dean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Joe for a light.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Mammogramme + power fail =.........
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
I actually kept my mammogram appointment.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
Taxi Driver...
by norman » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
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Last post by norman Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
Sunburn Treatment
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:59 pm
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
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Last post by norman Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:44 am
New Curtains
by Chuck » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
Paying for an operaton...
by Chuck » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 pm
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 pm
Milk
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable....
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm
The Zip
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:18 pm
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:18 pm
Not Funny
by BobnBev » Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:14 am
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Two cannibals were eating a clown,
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A family of cannibals were sitting around the pot eating, when the child cannibal says, Mummy , I hate granmas guts, :!: Mummy says, that's alright...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:45 pm
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