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My recent travel history :D
by BruceQ » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:11 pm
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My recent travel history ...
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots...
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:D :lol: I think a lot of us can relate to THAT!!!
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Last post by BruceS Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:32 pm
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
by norman » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:43 am
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Got this from Dots sister this morning....
Fifty Shades of Grey
My missus bought a paperback
In Asda, Saturday.
I had a look inside the bag...
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Who ever was conceived through a silk hankerchief that's who :roll:
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Last post by Dot Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:41 am
The Irish Bic Lighter
by Dot » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:30 pm
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Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light.
'To be sure,...
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...& half those have run out of ink! :D
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Last post by Chuck Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:47 am
Schools back
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one
thing they...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:57 am
For those with a musical understanding
by T1 Terry » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 pm
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, but we don't serve minors. So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them....
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Perhaps a reprisAL???
:twisted:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:48 pm
A Romantic Wife
by Dot » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:42 pm
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
This one also sent to me from a shy forumite :roll:
If you are sleeping, send...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: great answer :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Stiff Upper Lip
by Dot » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:56 pm
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On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
You English are too...
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Oldie but still funny
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Last post by TigerMK1 Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:44 pm
Banned....
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:14 pm
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Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me...
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It took me 5 minutes to tell the boss, I couldn't stop laughing
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Last post by dapope Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:22 pm
Marriage.
by ALAN 41 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
They say that when a man...
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Last post by ALAN 41 Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm
Age Is A Wonderful Thing..... ROMANCE
by Dot » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: You...
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Please !!!! Friends, tell me this won't happen to us !!!!
I think it's bit too late for that Dot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by ALAN 41 Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:16 pm
Farmer at the movies
by Dot » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm
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A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR
SHOULDER?
THE OLD FARMER SAID,...
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Amongst other things
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:19 pm
Confessions of a Lady - Beans
by pop's coaster54 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:18 pm
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During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which i know i shoulnd't have).
When i got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and...
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:o :o :o :o :o
:lol:
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Last post by Chuck Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:20 am
Those dam irish again
by TigerMK1 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:50 pm
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, Do you want the winner of the next race?
Paddy replies no tanks, oi've only got a small...
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I liked the shampoo one the best of that lot :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:30 pm
Statistics...
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:58 pm
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. :lol: :lol:
Yep, the males that have not been caught are more wary. :D
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Last post by TigerMK1 Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:16 pm
Baptizing an Irishman...
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:31 pm
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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
The drunk proceeds into the...
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Veeeeeeeeeerrrrrry gooooood :D :D As an old degenerate reformed catholic with an Irish Dad, bless his soul, he would have laughed his head off too :D...
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Last post by TigerMK1 Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:45 pm
Outhouse....
by norman » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:33 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
Pa replies, There ain't nuthin wrong...
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Another oldie but a goodie
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Last post by Macca Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:04 pm
The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:36 pm
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately,...
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Reckoned you would be back quick smart with a reply :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Macca Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:27 pm
The Wedding Ring.
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:56 am
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A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the...
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Or... dualsexic piano player... otherwise called ambisexterous... yeah, that'l do. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:22 pm
Collingwood Jokes Or R They??
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:34 pm
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The Team Everyone Loves To Pick On :lol:
Collingwood !!!!
A Collingwood girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefits.
How many...
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50,000 Collingwood Fans meet at the MCG for a Collingwood Fans Are Not Stupid Convention. Presiding is Club President Eddie Maguire.
Eddie says, We...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:06 pm
The Genie...
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Joe and Dean were fishing when Dean pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Joe for a light.
'Yeah, sure, I think I have a lighter,'...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:44 pm
Mammogramme + power fail =.........
by Chuck » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
I actually kept my mammogram appointment.
I was met with, Hi! I'm Belinda! This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:38 am
Taxi Driver...
by norman » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
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When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said,
'English speaking taxi...
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Last post by norman Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:57 am
Sunburn Treatment
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:59 pm
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn
A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours...
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SUNBURN TREATMENT
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn
A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours...
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Last post by norman Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:44 am
New Curtains
by Chuck » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
'The clerk assures her that...
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:40 pm
Paying for an operaton...
by Chuck » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 pm
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the...
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