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The bike ...
by Chuck » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:05 am
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Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, Where did you get such a great bike?
The second engineer replied,...
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Ahhhh hhh hhh :oops: :D
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Last post by Chuck Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:59 am
One Stone
by El Gringo » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:52 pm
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A Man With One Testicle
There once was a Man whose given name was Onestone .
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and...
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So your P.S. was P.C. :( :( :(
vik... :roll: :cry:
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:46 pm
Insurance
by El Gringo » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:56 pm
A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!
When they...
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Last post by El Gringo Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:56 pm
I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
by El Gringo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:55 am
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school...
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always said... anything more than a handful was wasted... ;)
Then Newton has a go... :(
vik... :!:
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:22 pm
Sometimes it just sucks ...
by Chuck » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:59 am
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My neighbour, she's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this...
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I know not of that which you speak.
Methinks - pussubly - thee speaketh with fornicatedup armlegtungy thingy ... ;)
In other words ... yep. :lol:...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:15 pm
Men's Help Line.
by Chuck » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:53 am
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You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don. How can I help you?
G'day Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have...
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The Punch Line would be - he got two black eyes for mistrusting her. :lol:
Dont ya mean SHE for bringin home another blokes seeds...!!! :o :shock:...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:43 am
Understanding Engineers.
by Chuck » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:08 am
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, It was a mechanical engineer, just...
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I TOLD him to empty the cassette before it got too heavy!!!
🙄
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:51 pm
Monkey in a bar
by El Gringo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:47 am
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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:23 am
Turbulence
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:33 pm
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Turbulence written by Murray Hartin.
Here's a tale of Billy Hays from out near Alice Springs
A wild young ringer, he'd done some crazy things
He'd...
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What a gem, thank you Bernie
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:32 am
The Bathtub Test
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:29 pm
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a...
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Last post by El Gringo Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:29 pm
Old Blue
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:34 pm
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We pensioned off old Blue the dog
when old age got him down
We sent him for company
to old Grandma in the town
But while Granny was elated
Blue...
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Ha ha, that was written about my first blue dog...Zilka... (zilka... pronounced ZHZZ like the movie Dr Zhivago )
1978 it was ,or there about the...
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:08 pm
Clean Joke
by pet-els » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:57 pm
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BEST CLEAN JOKE EVER
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand....
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:roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:40 pm
When you're 70 ...
by Chuck » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:24 am
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I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, You're kinda cute....
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A young attractive reporter is doing a segment on how the elderly lived their life to reached the age they have and still have their mind functioning...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:09 pm
Bloke gets a phone call...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:24 pm
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Bloke gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed, offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of...
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I was almost sick then ,but i held back.
On ya Pato...!!! muso's gotta be used to that , instant pizzas all the time...!!!
Not say it's you...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:54 am
Men just don't have a chance.
by Chuck » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:01 am
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Putting your affairs in order!
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best...
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One I heard a while back, men over 30 are like shopping centre parking spots, only the disabled seem to be available :lol:
I resemble that remark!...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:43 am
Offers ...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:28 pm
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Mate was 'having intimate relations' with this sheila over her kitchen table when he heard the front door open.
She said, “It’s my husband! Quick,...
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You tell um Chuck........Iam not goin any were near it :shock: :roll: :oops:
Bob
Me neither, inny only :lol: :lol: :lol: ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:50 pm
One armed mate...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:36 pm
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Saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?
He said... “I'm off to change a light...
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How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
It only take vone German Electrical Fitter to install za light bulb, ve...
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:00 pm
Prison.
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:34 pm
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Mate reckons he always cries after sex.
Mind you.... he is in Prison. ;)
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ouch i bet that hurt.Enough to make your eyes water i reckon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:37 pm
St Peter ...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:31 pm
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Ten Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says...
If any of you are paedophiles, you can piss off down...
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:oops: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:34 pm
The Irish Wrestler.
by Chuck » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:57 am
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This one's been around but some may not have seen it yet...
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal....
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, idly chatting and watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
They see the local...
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Last post by pet-els Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:20 am
Men... !
by Chuck » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:05 am
I got chatting to a girl in a club. Can I buy you a drink ? I asked.
Have you not got a girlfriend ? she replied, Guys like you always have...
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Last post by Chuck Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:05 am
Scotty
by El Gringo » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:22 am
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1DEDM.jpg
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good one Scotty :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:25 am
Donald Duck...
by Chuck » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:00 am
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked...
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Another good one Chuck! I'm glad that you are keeping up the laughs to an acceptable standard. Sometimes I just need a good laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:...
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Last post by supersparky Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:23 pm
?? Rings a bell??
by Dot » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:02 pm
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Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking.
Dorothy: That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week,...
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T1, that's one of the scary parts, they keep asking me when do I think that I'm going to retire. The last time, the ...'swipe management person got...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:03 am
Computers through history
by Greynomad » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:32 pm
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WE “FRUIT” PEOPLE ARE TOPS!
The original personal computer dates back to Adam & Eve.
It was an Apple!
But it had limited memory: only one byte......
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So I guess the wheelchair was a Rolls?
A Rolls-Canardly. 8-)
:? Rolls down one hill, canardly get over the next!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:01 pm
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